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USHWY89 Card -Ass Grass - a blank card

Holy smokes! Every one of these kids is outfitted with a cannon, right down to that kids necklace. "Ass is Grass", I'd say. Forget being the lawnmower, these kids are ready for some civil war reenactment of the highest order and I wouldn't mess around with these kids if I were you. Just sayin'. Perfect card to leave under the windshield wiper of your coworker who is always stealing your parking spot. 

Blank on the inside with a detail of your old basement wood paneling across the bottom. The front says it all.

Comes packaged in an Eco clear compostable sleeve with a cream colored FSC, carbon neutral, green e-certified envelope.

Printed in Denver, Colorado, U.S.A. 

All US Hwy 89 cards from RedCamper are 3.5"x5" in size.