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Sexy Dance - a birthday card


Sexy Dance - a birthday card

Have you ever had a loved one try real hard to get all sexy up on ya and it just made you terribly uncomfortable and the seduction ended in awkward silence?

Yeah, us either. But it sure looks to me like Miss "forgot to zip her fly" has inflicted this honor on Mr. "Why did I marry you?" 

Inside message: it happens, true story. happy birthday anyway.

Message on the inside with a detail of your old basement wood paneling across the bottom.

Comes packaged in an Eco clear compostable sleeve with a cream colored FSC, carbon neutral, green e-certified envelope.

Printed in Denver, Colorado, U.S.A. 

All US Hwy 89 cards from RedCamper are 3.5"x5" in size.