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Drug Runners - a birthday card

You know they have a kilo stuffed in the tank. Look at the way she's not looking at the camera. Guilty. Her punk boyfriend giving us the finger, ready to do a burnout in the driveway. Do not leave your wallet unattended around these two.

Perfect card to give the grouchy neighbor who puts chairs in the street to block anyone from taking their parking spot and turns out the lights on Halloween.

Inside message: kids these days. happy birthday!

Message on the inside with a detail of your old basement wood paneling across the bottom.

Comes packaged in an Eco clear compostable sleeve with a cream colored FSC, carbon neutral, green e-certified envelope.

Printed in Denver, Colorado, U.S.A. 

All US Hwy 89 cards from RedCamper are 3.5"x5" in size.