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Chicken Dance Objectors - engagement congrats

Who the hell invented that dumb dance anyway? Why must every wedding include this humiliating moment? We are with these ladies and their protest. It's a crime against dignity we say. Let them know you are thrilled for them..but they should leave the chickens out of it. 

Inside message: congrats on your engagement!

Message on the inside with a detail of your old basement wood paneling across the bottom.

Comes packaged in an Eco clear compostable sleeve with a cream colored FSC, carbon neutral, green e-certified envelope.

Printed in Denver, Colorado, U.S.A. 

All US Hwy 89 cards from RedCamper are 3.5"x5" in size.