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Aging Metal Head - a head bangin' birthday card

Took us 4 years to write this card. Seriously. If you don't like it, you can go straight to some sort of head bangers hell. Just kidding. This one is for all you Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, for whom the bell tolls peps that now take it easy on a Sunday afternoon aging metalheads.

Inside message: Happy Birthday

Detail of your old basement wood paneling across the bottom of the inside.

Comes packaged in an Eco clear compostable sleeve with a cream colored FSC, carbon neutral, green e-certified envelope.

Printed in Denver, Colorado, U.S.A. 

All US Hwy 89 by RedCamper cards are 3.5"x5" in size.